Monday, September 24, 2012

Eric the half an eel

I was talking to a friend today about going swimming in the dead sea. I learnt some interesting things
  1. If you feel inclined to pee in the dead sea - it is a bad idea due to the extremely high tonicity.
  2. Fat people can die when they become trapped face down in the super-buoyant water
This latter point reminded me of an incident a few nights ago, where upon I awoke face down in my bed with two dead arms. oh my! Try figuring out how to rollover without your arms... Awkward.

Out of curiosity, what do you call a man with no arms and legs going swimming?

Bob.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

In a lecture today..

Esteemed clinical educators: "You know, you're going to become a doctor. It's a powerful position. I'm a doctor, and I can practically talk anybody in to anything, and I have!"  
Eager student: "In medicine?" *Class erupts in laughter*
 Esteemed clinical educator: "Bahahaha. Yes, no, well... It's important to stick boundaries around these things! We'll just stick with medicine today."

Ah chronic block, you have yielded some fun memories. But todays chat on end-of-life decisions and palliative care was surprisingly amusing given the material. In conclusion, although you are never meant to tell a patient what to do, some will ask you what you would do. And you are meant to tell them it's their choice. But. And somewhere in there, there is a line where you don't get sued if things go wrong whilst at the same time giving advice. It's all a little mysterious to me yet!

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Too long for a facebook quip...

After driving home in the rain, I feel that there needs to be a word to describe the frustrating inability to get the windscreen wipers at just the right frequency to not be annoying. Ahhh, first world problems.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

What a month!

Oh man, it was everything I forecast it would be, but actually fun! Coming soon: Actual content! But TCP so far has been the amazing holiday i was promised. And I'm LOVING IT! Also I passed my exams, and got full marks for musculoskeletal. Orthopod is on the table...

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Oh wow

This is perhaps the best show I've seen produced solely for the internet (Yes, even better than Pure Pwnage). It's definitely for you intellectual types. But Caution, addictive...

Sunday, August 12, 2012

A little sea-bathing please

Exam tomorrow. I wish I had a pre-exam ritual. Alas I don't, I just get SNS excitability. Also I wander around sighing, which is apparently a symptom of someone with anxiety. Who'd a thunk it! Anxiety about exams...

Sigh.

I'm trying to decide whether I think I'm going to pass or not. I'm stressed, but should I be stressed if I'm confident in passing? Which makes me wonder whether I'm confident in passing. I've never failed an exam so presumably I should be confident.

I don't know why blogging is cathartic. But it does help a little.

Meanwhile, I'm super-excited about TCP (playing doctor) and the whole of next year. It's gonna be so fun!

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

GABA GABA GABA

Ugh, exams Monday, Tuesday Wednesday. Have to go to Murrary Bridge on wednesday night for an interview regarding where I want to be next year. Fly out for Thailand Sunday, get back the next Sunday morning and have to be in Mount Gambier that night.

I'm exhausted just writing that. I hate exams. I hateee exams.

I
Am
Wigging
Out.

Screw you sympathetic nervous system.