After a long discussion about how much he loves his job:
Esteemed surgeon, "Oh man, I've been operating so much I've given myself two carpel tunnels, it's agony at night."
Medical student easily impressed by massive incomes: "Wow, that must be a lot of operating."
Esteemed surgeon "Yeah, I'm thinking I might get them both done at once so I only have to have miss out on a months worth of income instead of two."
Easily impressed student. "Wow, both hands operated on at once. That's rather drastic... Have you thought about the implications..."
Esteemed surgeon "Yeah I think I could take a bowel prep the day before the operation and the load up on codeine after."
I couldn't help but laugh.
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